STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Anon E Mouse]

I went to see a UB40 tribute act called ‘WD40’ last night.

They were a bit rusty at first but got better as the evening went

[Fuggletim]

I was watching an action film about how Governments raise money! It was a bond film…….

[Anon E Mouse]

David Beckham's 2nd son arrived at training for Brentford, he asked the coach, "What number shirt am I?"

The coach said, "Wear four out there Romeo!"

[Anon E Mouse]

When I was a kid, we bought a dog from a blacksmith…

As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door!

[Anon E Mouse]

Went to the cinema last night and the bloke in front of me had his dog with him. I noticed the dog was engrossed with the film.
At the end I said to the bloke 'your dog seems to really enjoy the film' . The bloke said 'yes I was surprised as he hated the book'

[Anon E Mouse]

I'm in hospital with food poisoning. I mistook some daffodill bulbs for onions…

The doctor said I should be out in the spring!

[Anon E Mouse]

My Grandma has a new walking frame specially made by NASA and she's starting to get the hang of it...

It's one small step for Nan!

[Fuggletim]

I got a job in the cloakroom of the Yvonne Arnaud theatre in the cloakroom. I left after a couple of days as I just couldn’t get the hang of what I needed to do.

[WTF]

Daly the guy who invented the fruit smoothie has passed away.
He is being berried on Friday

[Anon E Mouse]

Some important news for electric car users. I learned today that, if you break down in an electric car, you can still use the AA…

But if you break down in a small electric car, you have to use the AAA!

[Anon E Mouse]

My wife says I try to make everything into a 'quiz'. Is that:

a) weird

b) annoying

c) unfair

d) all of the above

[Anon E Mouse]

Shame nothing is built in the UK anymore.
I just bought a new TV which says “Built in Antenna”
I don’t even know where that is!

[Anon E Mouse]

I recently asked the local vicar, a keen gardener, if he knew of a way to prevent my salad herbs being eaten by slugs and other creatures. He said, "Lettuce spray!"

[Fuggletim]

I have a great idea for a sports stadium! I’m doing a pitch on Dragons Den next week!

[Richard Petty]

I found a bottle on the beach today and when I rubbed it a genie appeared.

He was a bit mean though and only offered me one wish so I said, "I just want to be happy."

Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine!