STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Anon E Mouse]

HELP!

I got a Labrador puppy at Xmas but realised pretty quickly that my girlfriend is allergic to her & as a result I'm going to have to give her up.

I dont want money, I just need to know she's gone to a good home.

Her name is Olivia, she's 42, decent figure and a good cook!

[Anon E Mouse]

Just bought Pavarotti’s old campervan.
It's a Nissan dormer.

[Fuggletim]

As an entomologist I made an extensive research into blood sucking insects. I really wanted to see what makes them tick,…

[Anon E Mouse]

If you see someone over 40 out in public after 9pm they 100% had a nap earlier in the day.

[Chalkie]

Security at every level of the airport is insane, until you get to the baggage claim.

Then it's like, take whatever bag you like.

[Yorkieshot]

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman ?......you can't unscrew a pregnant woman..

[Yorkieshot]

What does a deaf gynaecologist do ? he reads lips.

[Fuggletim]

I often get a 147 when I play snooker! The bus stop is just outside the hall!

[Anon E Mouse]

I just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi. It's brilliant and comes with Aldi Kings Horses and Aldi Kings men.

[Anon E Mouse]

I just got hit over the head with a Power Tool.
I was sitting there minding my own business, then next thing I know…
“Bosch”

[Anon E Mouse]

I think I’ve been making Motown puns for about three years, four tops...

[Fuggletim]

That’s a supreme joke…..

[Jollysailor]

I think I’ve been making Motown puns for about three years, four tops...

AI know this is true cos I heard it through the grapevine

[Fuggletim]

Well I’ll be dancing in the street to that one!

[Shots1954]

I have just been diagnosed with bacon flu, I did have swine flu but they cured me