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I got a reversible jacket for Christmas.

I can't wait to see how it turns out…
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I used to run a dating agency for chickens.

But I was struggling to make hens meet.
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It's 364 days until Christmas and some sad people have their trees up already!
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I challenged some Hanna Barbera characters to a safari quiz

I asked them to name an animal that might be seen on a safari and upon getting the reply “Rhino” I said:

“We’ll go on then Scooby: tell me then? “
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Did you know, you can triple the battery life of your iPhone by putting it down occasionally!
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Anon E Mouse wrote: Tue Dec 27, 2022 10:18 am Did you know, you can triple the battery life of your iPhone by putting it down occasionally!
That's one of your really good ones Anon E Mouse :lol:
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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It will soon be 43 x years since myself and my other half went out on our first date! To celebrate we are going to re-create the night, by going to the cinema, getting fish and chips and then dropping her off at her parents house…..
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Michelangelo was only 24 years old when he completed the Pietà sculpture.

The fact that he was a turtle, makes it ten times more fascinating.
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy ****....What a ride!"
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Opening a gym in January called “Resolution!” I will convert it into a pub and burger place on Jan 23rd……
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Bought the wife a Pug Dog yesterday. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her.
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My new years resolution is to stop using aerosol deodorants...

Roll on 2023!
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I remember at school we learnt about the scientist Pavlov and his experiments with dogs. I remember thinking how stupid those dogs must have been just before the lunchtime bell rang……
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The annual New Years Day swim at Dover went well today.

187 people went in, 856 came out!!!
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Chalkie wrote: Sun Jan 01, 2023 9:56 am The annual New Years Day swim at Dover went well today.

187 people went in, 856 came out!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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My New Year’s resolution is to read more. I have found the subtitles button on my Sky remote…..

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