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Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Dec 15, 2022 11:03 pm

I had a row with the wife last night and she threw a bottle of fabric conditioner at me…

It must have been Lenor as it was too close for Comfort!

Ex Attendant · Post by **Ex Attendant** » Thu Dec 15, 2022 11:28 pm

Took me half an hour to defrost the global warming off my windscreen today.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Dec 16, 2022 7:53 am

I saw 80’s pop star Jona Lewie ushering everyone out of the restaurant section of our local Toby Inn yesterday...

He was trying to stop the carvery...

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Fri Dec 16, 2022 9:50 am

"I'm going to scrape the car," the missus said to me this morning.

"Against what?" I asked...

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Dec 16, 2022 1:35 pm

Chalkie wrote: ↑Fri Dec 16, 2022 9:50 am "I'm going to scrape the car," the missus said to me this morning.

"Against what?" I asked...

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Dec 16, 2022 5:37 pm

Due to severe weather conditions the Government has issued this warning:

Anyone travelling should take blankets, sleeping bag, extra clothing, 24 hr food supply, 3 ltrs of water, safety triangle, tow rope, & a set of jump leads...

I looked a right knob on the bus this morning!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Dec 17, 2022 12:10 pm

I'm not as nostalgic as I used to be.
I really miss that.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sat Dec 17, 2022 12:33 pm

I bought a 3 x foot ruler at a yard sale today…..

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Dec 17, 2022 12:53 pm

I've been invited round the neighbours house for a pre-Christmas drink with nibbles…

Honestly, they treat that cat like royalty!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Dec 17, 2022 3:02 pm

During a recent password audit at work the following password came to light: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyBerlin.

The employee was asked why he had such a long password. He said, "I was told it had to be at least 8 characters long and include one capital!"

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sun Dec 18, 2022 10:36 am

I have taken up playing a woodwind musical instrument. Unfortunately, try as I might, I cannot play anything that isn’t composed in England, I think it is an Anglosaxaphone…….

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Sun Dec 18, 2022 10:55 am

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.

Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

The stables have turned.

Lightwater Shot · Post by **Lightwater Shot** » Mon Dec 19, 2022 4:52 pm

I paid a Carpenter to build us a bespoke double bed and I've just found out he’s done a bunk!

It’s just one thing on top of another ...

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Mon Dec 19, 2022 5:48 pm

It was a Christmas tradition that my Grandfather would tell jokes in front of the fire and in later years, my Dad used to.

Now the mantle has come down to me…….

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Tue Dec 20, 2022 3:23 pm

A friend of mine is suffering from delusions, he keeps thinking he's a chocolate Orange.

I am worried he is going to get sectioned.

Poor Terry

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