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Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Fri Dec 02, 2022 9:13 pm

Our computer team have started putting up a tree with decorations on it!

IT is beginning to look like Christmas!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sun Dec 04, 2022 12:02 pm

Tennis news! A famous Wimbledon Champion who dies this week after being hit on the head by a tennis ball, has been buried.

It was a lovely service……..

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Mon Dec 05, 2022 2:44 pm

This year I have decided not to post any Christmas puns on her.

I am sure Yule be glad to hear that

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Mon Dec 05, 2022 2:50 pm

Scientists have discovered the first two people on earth were Cockneys…

Would you Adam and Eve it!

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Mon Dec 05, 2022 2:53 pm

I was directing a play and I thought I'd spice it up a bit by adding a lesbian shower scene.

Some say I'm the fresh and bold approach that theatre needs…

While others think that I ruined the nativity!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon Dec 05, 2022 6:02 pm

Just seen that and Donner and Blitzen are for sale on ebay..

Nobody has put a bid in for them yet though..

Wonder if it's cos they're two deer..

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon Dec 05, 2022 7:41 pm

Bono’s not been feeling very well lately but he’s relieved that he’s only got bad catarrh.

“Well tonight thank God it’s phlegm instead of flu....”

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon Dec 05, 2022 7:51 pm

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon Dec 05, 2022 8:17 pm

My mate has just text to tell me he’s got a golf ball stuck up his bum. The docs have said it’s gone up a fairway!!!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Mon Dec 05, 2022 9:09 pm

Some people like playing Battleships and some don’t. It’s a bit hit and miss really…..

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Dec 06, 2022 6:44 am

So a soldier who was renting my house has done a runner owing me 6 months rent!!

He told me he was a General but I've since discovered he's a Left Tenant!!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Dec 06, 2022 12:24 pm

I used to go out with a girl called Lyndsey Doyle...

She smelt like a cricket bat.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Wed Dec 07, 2022 6:52 pm

In other news today, a fire alarm at the “Black & Decker” factory was, in fact, only a drill…….

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Dec 07, 2022 11:06 pm

I've just come home to find my wife has been on Ebay all day long.
If she's still on there tomorrow, I'll have to lower her price.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Dec 08, 2022 8:27 am

Two chess players were in a hotel lobby, bragging to each other about their recent victories.
The manager comes over,
"Could you go to your rooms now, please?"
"Why?!”
"I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

ShotsWeb

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