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Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Wed Nov 16, 2022 4:38 pm

I went up to a pregnant lady at the bus stop in Farnham today and asked her when it was due?

She told me 3 x weeks, so I decided to walk…

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Nov 17, 2022 8:09 am

I once made a belt decorated with herbs from my garden.

That was a waist of thyme...

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Nov 17, 2022 2:54 pm

BREAKING NEWS Ivan Toney has denied that the recent betting allegations cost him a place in the England Squad and states he is gutted he will not be involved in Monday’s 2 - 2 draw with Iran..

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Nov 18, 2022 6:53 am

My wife has just come tumbling down the stairs!!

I told her not to buy that slinky nightdress...

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Nov 18, 2022 5:04 pm

I just watched a horror film about a killer teabag!

I was surprised it was only given a PG rating...

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Nov 18, 2022 5:33 pm

I went to the doctors yesterday wearing creased clothes.

He says I have an iron deficiency...

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Nov 18, 2022 5:43 pm

I went i9ntoa shop today and asked why the exit sign above the door was flickering, he said "It's on the way out"

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Nov 18, 2022 5:45 pm

A woman is suing a hospital, after her husband lost all interest in sex following recent treatment he had...

The hospital in their defence have stated, "All we did was correct his eyesight!"

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Nov 18, 2022 5:49 pm

Paused a film last night to make a cup of tea...

I've now lost my job at the cinema!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:13 pm

My other half’s tropical fruit diet is going too far. It is enough to make a mango crazy………

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Nov 19, 2022 8:12 am

BREAKING : Qatar Bans Football In Stadiums

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Nov 19, 2022 8:19 am

Black Friday is such a rip off!

I went on Amazon yesterday and ordered four Kindles and today they delivered a ‘Two Ronnies’ DVD!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Nov 19, 2022 9:57 am

I just had a terrible nightmare that I was trapped inside a snow globe!

I'm OK though, just feel a bit shaken up...

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sat Nov 19, 2022 1:23 pm

Never quite sure how “The Very Hungry Caterpillar” ever became such a best seller! The story is full of holes….

Graham Stovold · Post by **Graham Stovold** » Sun Nov 20, 2022 11:57 am

Fred Flintstone is boycotting the World Cup, Qatar do not sell alcohol, but Abu Dhabi do.

Nicked it from Facebook so don’t blame me

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