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I went up to a pregnant lady at the bus stop in Farnham today and asked her when it was due?
She told me 3 x weeks, so I decided to walk…
She told me 3 x weeks, so I decided to walk…
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I once made a belt decorated with herbs from my garden.
That was a waist of thyme...
That was a waist of thyme...
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BREAKING NEWS Ivan Toney has denied that the recent betting allegations cost him a place in the England Squad and states he is gutted he will not be involved in Monday’s 2 - 2 draw with Iran..
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My wife has just come tumbling down the stairs!!
I told her not to buy that slinky nightdress...
I told her not to buy that slinky nightdress...
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I just watched a horror film about a killer teabag!
I was surprised it was only given a PG rating...
I was surprised it was only given a PG rating...
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I went to the doctors yesterday wearing creased clothes.
He says I have an iron deficiency...
He says I have an iron deficiency...
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I went i9ntoa shop today and asked why the exit sign above the door was flickering, he said "It's on the way out"
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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A woman is suing a hospital, after her husband lost all interest in sex following recent treatment he had...
The hospital in their defence have stated, "All we did was correct his eyesight!"
The hospital in their defence have stated, "All we did was correct his eyesight!"
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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Paused a film last night to make a cup of tea...
I've now lost my job at the cinema!
I've now lost my job at the cinema!
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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My other half’s tropical fruit diet is going too far. It is enough to make a mango crazy………
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BREAKING : Qatar Bans Football In Stadiums
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Black Friday is such a rip off!
I went on Amazon yesterday and ordered four Kindles and today they delivered a ‘Two Ronnies’ DVD!
I went on Amazon yesterday and ordered four Kindles and today they delivered a ‘Two Ronnies’ DVD!
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I just had a terrible nightmare that I was trapped inside a snow globe!
I'm OK though, just feel a bit shaken up...
I'm OK though, just feel a bit shaken up...
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Never quite sure how “The Very Hungry Caterpillar” ever became such a best seller! The story is full of holes….
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Fred Flintstone is boycotting the World Cup, Qatar do not sell alcohol, but Abu Dhabi do.
Nicked it from Facebook so don’t blame me
Nicked it from Facebook so don’t blame me
In my humble opinion..Just saying