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Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Thu Nov 10, 2022 6:00 pm

I used to play the piano in a Saloon bar in Dodge City, but got the sack when I carried on playing when a stranger walked in.

Actually jokes aside, circa 1980 I went into “The Cannon” outside the Rec. It did suddenly go silent and everyone turned round. However as soon as the red and blue scarf was sighted, it all went back to normal!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Nov 11, 2022 7:29 am

Last week I posed naked for a men's fitness magazine...

I think the cashier would have preferred if I'd just paid for it.

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Nov 11, 2022 5:45 pm

I was feeling bad about the future today, but then I installed the new version of Microsoft Office.

It's really improved my outlook!

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Nov 11, 2022 5:46 pm

Yoko Ono is going into the jungle to advise the contestants on bush tucker survival techniques...

She's an expert as she's managed to live off one Beatle for over 40 years!

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Nov 11, 2022 5:47 pm

My missus is slightly cold and wants the heating on. I'm quite warm and don't want the heating on...

So we've compromised and put the heating on!

Yorkieshot · Post by **Yorkieshot** » Fri Nov 11, 2022 7:01 pm

Richard Petty wrote: ↑Fri Nov 11, 2022 5:46 pm Yoko Ono is going into the jungle to advise the contestants on bush tucker survival techniques...

She's an expert as she's managed to live off one Beatle for over 40 years!

Not bad that !

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sat Nov 12, 2022 9:07 am

I was just wondering what the rapper Jay-Z used to call his wife before they got married?

Was it “Feyonce?”

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Nov 13, 2022 10:03 am

I've just finished my degree in sandwich fillings…

I do my final eggs ham tomorrow

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Nov 13, 2022 10:50 am

I read a book last night called “How to end sentences with Beatles song titles”.

Thats two hours of my life I wont get back…

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Nov 13, 2022 10:54 am

BREAKING NEWS

Phillip Schofield has already seen the new Peter Kay tour!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon Nov 14, 2022 5:52 pm

I went to the zoo once, there was just one dog in it, it was a shihtzu...

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon Nov 14, 2022 6:27 pm

11 years ago my pal Jamie came running out shouting 'It's a boy' with tears running down his cheeks.
We never went back to Thailand.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Nov 15, 2022 8:37 pm

A thief stole my wife's credit card just over a week ago...

I haven't reported it yet, as they've not been spending as much as she does!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Tue Nov 15, 2022 10:15 pm

Trawlermen don’t make much money. I asked several what was their net worth, and most said “about £20 or so…”

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Nov 16, 2022 8:33 am

Most political commentators and journalists won’t eat yeast extract but Andrew Marr might.

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