STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Fuggletim]

I see Listerine have put up a statue outside my local Boots. It’s a bit of a gargoyle…….

[Anon E Mouse]

I’ve never met a baby called Barry. You only meet a Barry when they are fully grown.

[Anon E Mouse]

When I lost my fingers on my right hand I asked the doctor if I would be able to still write with it ? He said maybe but not to count on it.

[Anon E Mouse]

My wife burnt her Hawaiian pizza…

I told her she should have put it on aloha temperature!

[Richard Petty]

My wife burnt her Hawaiian pizza…

I told her she should have put it on aloha temperature!

[Fuggletim]

I had a job interview recently and was asked did I consider a glass half full or half empty?

I replied “Half full.”

I was hired for the Golden Wonder Crisp factory packing department immediately!

[Anon E Mouse]

I do like to post chemistry puns but only periodically.

They often get no reaction...

[Fuggletim]

There’s probably a solution to that….

[Anon E Mouse]

BREAKING NEWS!

Boy George has been attacked by a lizard on ‘I’m a Celebrity’.

They should have got a calmer chameleon...

[Anon E Mouse]

Therapist: "I think you have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are?"

Me: "Can't say I do."

Therapist: "That's one of them!"

[Anon E Mouse]

My friend Emma is a radiologist in the X-Ray department…

I call her ‘Boney Em’.

[Anon E Mouse]

I thought that training as an airport baggage handler would be fairly simple…

But actually there's a lot to take on board!

[Fuggletim]

I used to work in MI6 as an interrogator. They got rid of me for some reason, but I just accepted it and didn’t ask why…….

[Anon E Mouse]

I gave my wife a length of yellow and green shrouded wire for her birthday.

Well, I did promise her the earth...

[Anon E Mouse]

I used to play a musical instrument on cruise ships’.

‘Piano ?’

‘No, Cunard’...