STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Anon E Mouse]

They shouldn’t mess with Celebrations by taking Bounty’s out, these kind of things upset people…

I swapped the wrappers around once and my wife really got her Snickers in a Twix.

[Richard Petty]

I failed my biology exam.

The question was, 'Name something commonly found in cells.'

Apparently, 'Scousers' isn't the right answer!

[Richard Petty]

My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the 'telephone' he had just made from a string and two tin cans...

I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but look at what kids your age make in China!"

[Richard Petty]

They shouldn’t mess with Celebrations by taking Bounty’s out, these kind of things upset people…

I swapped the wrappers around once and my wife really got her Snickers in a Twix.

I thought this whole joke was just that "A joke" I have now just seen on the BBC news website they really are taking the Bounty's out of Celebrations

[Fuggletim]

It’s a real irony that after I got fired from the DWP, I still get paid by them each month!

[Anon E Mouse]

Just landed in the UK after a long- haul flight.
The crew were lovely, super, smashing, great.
It was a Bowen 747.

[Richard Petty]

My friend keeps asking me to bring all the beers for their tube station themed party.

I’m not Maida Vale!

And don't get me started on Cock Fosters

[Graham Stovold]

I was rudely awoken at 2am this morning by 3 Woking fans playing football with a hedgehog. Shocked & outraged, I was just about to call the police & RSPCA, when suddenly the hedgehog went 1-0 up.

[Terry Owens]

I was on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" and on the £30,000 question with one lifeline remaining . . . . The question was . . . . What bird does not
build it`s own nest, is it a Black Bird, Starling, Robin or Cuckoo.

I did not know the answer, so I chose to use my final lifeline too phone my friend, who is a true "Shots Supporter" he said it was a Cuckoo 100% and
was surprised I did not know the answer. I then answered Cuckoo final answer . . . . I then decided to leave with the £30,000.

I met the "Shots Supporter" the next day to thank him and asked how he was 100% certain it was a Cuckoo . . . . His reply was, because a Cuckoo
lives in a clock . . . . I hope he never becomes the Chairman of ATFC

[Anon E Mouse]

I got my Christmas tree up...

In the loft where it bloody belongs this time of year!

[Fuggletim]

My friend keeps asking me to bring all the beers for their tube station themed party.

I’m not Maida Vale!

I bought the sausages for the barbecue at Richmond……

[Anon E Mouse]

On Monday we start Diarrhoea Awareness Week…

Runs until Friday!

[Fuggletim]

I gave up my seat for a blind person on the bus. I don’t work for Stagecoach any more…….

[Anon E Mouse]

I went to a fancy dress competition last night dressed as a giraffe...

I didn't win but at least I can hold my head up high...

[Anon E Mouse]

We have a 99 year old man in our darts team and as a surprise we are going to fulfil his wish and send him on a holiday in the Caribbean

He's going to be 100 in Haiti.