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I’ve got a friend who is an electrician and a part-time detective...

We call him Sherlock Ohms.
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Diana Ross just tried to push in the queue!

I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”
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Pinched from Facebook ,it made me chuckle, so I’m going to share

Eleven people were hanging on a rope beneath a helicopter, 10 men & 1 woman.

The rope was not strong enough to carry all of them, so they decided 1 person had to go, to save the rest.

They were unable to choose that person, then the woman gave a heartfelt speech.

She said she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as a woman, she had become used to giving up everything for her husband & kids& for men in general, always making sacrifices with little in return

When she finished her speech, all the men started clapping………🥴
:D In my humble opinion..Just saying
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Autumn is one of my favourite times, where I can spend all day picking up the beautiful leaves! I love working for East Hampshire District Council Road Sweeping team!
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I found my other half was having an affair with her personal trainer. I just don’t think this is going to work out…..
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This thread is a joke!
Wylie, McLaughlan & Jack, Taylor, Kinnell & Moore, Sugden, Dickson, Mullen, Bostock & Ross.
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I bought a book about the dangers the world faces with deforestation.

The opening page says buying this book doesn’t really help…..
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Started training to be an engraver. It’s a lot to take in, and I have barely scratched the surface yet……
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I warned my children about using their whistle inside the house, and gave them one last chance…

Unfortunately they blew it!
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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My wife told me she's thinking of leaving me because of my obsession with the musical 'Grease'.

I said, "Tell me more, tell me more..."
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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I bought velcro strap trainers instead of lace ups...

My wife asked me why I had bought them

"Well" I replied , "why knot" ?
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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Liz Truss has spoken today to Ukraine's president about the ongoing crisis

Zelensky promised to provide all the assistance he could
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Anon E Mouse wrote: Thu Sep 29, 2022 10:17 am Liz Truss has spoken today to Ukraine's president about the ongoing crisis

Zelensky promised to provide all the assistance he could
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Just got a job as senior director at Old MacDonald's Farm.

I'm the CIEIO.
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I start my new job as an apprentice bell ringer tomorrow.

It's my first day, so they'll just be showing me the ropes…

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