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Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Sep 16, 2022 5:25 pm

I’ve got a friend who is an electrician and a part-time detective...

We call him Sherlock Ohms.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Sep 16, 2022 5:46 pm

Diana Ross just tried to push in the queue!

I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”

Graham Stovold · Post by **Graham Stovold** » Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:30 pm

Pinched from Facebook ,it made me chuckle, so I’m going to share

Eleven people were hanging on a rope beneath a helicopter, 10 men & 1 woman.

The rope was not strong enough to carry all of them, so they decided 1 person had to go, to save the rest.

They were unable to choose that person, then the woman gave a heartfelt speech.

She said she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as a woman, she had become used to giving up everything for her husband & kids& for men in general, always making sacrifices with little in return

When she finished her speech, all the men started clapping………

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sat Sep 17, 2022 11:35 am

Autumn is one of my favourite times, where I can spend all day picking up the beautiful leaves! I love working for East Hampshire District Council Road Sweeping team!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Tue Sep 20, 2022 8:08 pm

I found my other half was having an affair with her personal trainer. I just don’t think this is going to work out…..

Stenhouse · Post by **Stenhouse** » Tue Sep 20, 2022 8:14 pm

This thread is a joke!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Wed Sep 21, 2022 9:16 pm

I bought a book about the dangers the world faces with deforestation.

The opening page says buying this book doesn’t really help…..

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sun Sep 25, 2022 9:56 pm

Started training to be an engraver. It’s a lot to take in, and I have barely scratched the surface yet……

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Mon Sep 26, 2022 4:55 pm

I warned my children about using their whistle inside the house, and gave them one last chance…

Unfortunately they blew it!

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Mon Sep 26, 2022 4:57 pm

My wife told me she's thinking of leaving me because of my obsession with the musical 'Grease'.

I said, "Tell me more, tell me more..."

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Mon Sep 26, 2022 4:59 pm

I bought velcro strap trainers instead of lace ups...

My wife asked me why I had bought them

"Well" I replied , "why knot" ?

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Sep 29, 2022 10:17 am

Liz Truss has spoken today to Ukraine's president about the ongoing crisis

Zelensky promised to provide all the assistance he could

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Thu Sep 29, 2022 2:15 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Thu Sep 29, 2022 10:17 am Liz Truss has spoken today to Ukraine's president about the ongoing crisis

Zelensky promised to provide all the assistance he could

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 7:09 am

Just got a job as senior director at Old MacDonald's Farm.

I'm the CIEIO.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:28 pm

I start my new job as an apprentice bell ringer tomorrow.

It's my first day, so they'll just be showing me the ropes…

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