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My neighbour has lent me her waterproof canvas sheets for my camping trip this Bank Holiday weekend.

Ta Pauline.
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My friend said he was thinking of buying a car with a transparent driving wheel.

I told him to steer clear.
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Vaping is weird.....

You walk past a group of guys who look like gangsters, but smell of strawberry muffins.
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I bought a little bag of air today.
The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy ****....What a ride!"
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Does anyone know how to fix broken hinges?

Please pop round, my door is always open.
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The Mrs has just come into the living room in a little pvc number, fishnet stocking, high heels. She handed me a beer and told me to sit down and relax and when she comes back she will give me 'what she does best'. I can't wait. I love her sheperds pie.
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Going into my teenage sons bedroom is like a trip to IKEA...

I went in for a look and came out with 6 cups, 4 plates, 3 bowls and some cutlery!
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Just split up with my girlfriend. We both wanted different things.
She wanted a baby and I wanted to watch TV without someone talking all the time.
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Last night I ordered a glass of wine with my dinner and the waiter asked for my ID.

I replied "do I look that young?"

The waiter said "no. I just wanted to see if you qualified for the Senior Citizen discount."
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy ****....What a ride!"
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Vladimir Putin is in the line for customs when he arrives at Poland for a summit.
Customs Officer: "Name?"
Putin: "Vladimir Putin."
Customs Officer: "Nationality?"
Putin: "Russian."
Customs Officer: "Occupation?"
Putin: "No, just visiting."
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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Apparently when the Doctor asks if you drink and smoke, it isn’t an invitation…..
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I got invited to Tony the Tigers wedding.

It was a bit of a frostie reception.
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I went into a shop and said, ‘Can someone sell me a kettle?’

The bloke said ‘Kenwood?’

I said, ‘Cool, where is he?'
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I am going for a cheap holiday in Derbyshire in November. It’s an “Off Peak” holiday…..
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Fosters are to market a zero alcohol lager…

It's going to be called Fosters!

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