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Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Wed Aug 24, 2022 4:38 pm

I got nearly £200 for an old “Thomas the Tank Engine” train set. The dealer said that had the “”Fat Controller” been there, it would have made more. It’s a shame my other half went to Tesco instead, as she is a good haggler…….

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Thu Aug 25, 2022 9:44 am

Damn, got caught in a scam.
Sharing so others are aware.

I've been spending most of my money on a flat to live in.
Turns out the guy I've been paying got a loan to buy the flat and I've been paying the loan off and giving him extra, AND he gets to keep the flat.

Fuming.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Aug 25, 2022 1:23 pm

I was terrible at spelling when I was in school.

Brilliant at jografy though.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Thu Aug 25, 2022 9:48 pm

I saw a seal a few weeks ago with “Del Monte” sponsorship on its side! It must have been a Vitamin C Lion……

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Aug 26, 2022 2:41 pm

My daughter just bought a load of camouflage clothes. They do suit her as she is called Heidi.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Aug 26, 2022 2:43 pm

My wife has been hinting about a wedding anniversary present recently.
She said I'd quite like something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 secs.
So I bought her some bathroom scales.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Aug 26, 2022 4:51 pm

You should really try blindfolded archery.

You don’t know what you’re missing.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Aug 27, 2022 9:00 am

A man reading a thesaurus saunters into a tavern...

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Aug 27, 2022 9:58 am

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a Martini.

The barman asks, "Olive or twist?"

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Sat Aug 27, 2022 11:10 am

Saw a sign at a farm yesterday that said, 'Duck, eggs.'
I was contemplating the use of a comma when it hit me.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Aug 27, 2022 12:50 pm

Nothing says I have total faith in God than bullet proof glass on the Popes car.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sun Aug 28, 2022 7:35 am

I do get fed up with people just dumping their wet umbrellas in my hallway and I have decided I am going to make a stand!

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Sun Aug 28, 2022 10:07 am

Turns out you can just buy a birthday cake anytime and eat it.
Nobody checks.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Aug 28, 2022 11:08 am

I’m in court in London next week accused of stealing some ancient Irish cream liqueur.

Old Baileys?

No, Bow Street Magistrates…

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Aug 28, 2022 4:41 pm

I was really confused when my printer started playing music…

Turns out the paper was jamming!

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