STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Fuggletim]

Is the best biro in the world the penultimate?

[Anon E Mouse]

Is the best biro in the world the penultimate?

No it's the one after that one

[Anon E Mouse]

My wife said she’d leave me unless I stopped making photography puns…

I said “Snap out of it, don’t be so negative, let’s see how things develop!”

Her face was a picture! She was out of the house in a flash…

[Anon E Mouse]

I know Henry VIII had 6 wives - There was Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr but I can't for the life of me remember the surname of the one called Jane....See More

[WTF]

Just want to say a big thank you to the person who explained the meaning of the word many to me.....

It means a lot!

[WTF]

I do hate it when people try to act all intelligent when they talk about Mozart when they haven't seen any of his paintings!

[Chalkie]

A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says,
"Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
"Pop!" goes the weasel.

[Fuggletim]

I broke my left wrist! On the other hand, I’m ok though.

[Anon E Mouse]

I baked a giant chocolate eclair yesterday but couldn’t finish it…

I’d bitten off more than I could choux.

[Anon E Mouse]

I really have something to say, and I'm going to shout it out from the rooftops!!

"Someone has stolen my ladder!!”

[Fuggletim]

I got fed up with my “Swear” box, so I created a “Negativity” box instead, where I would put in a pound for every negative thought I had!

It’s half empty already……

[Anon E Mouse]

This just in; ‘Boy George’s reptile bites 5 people in one day.’
The Police says he needs to get a calmer chameleon.

[Fuggletim]

I fell over a new pothole in the pavement today! Don’t worry, I have put it on “Trip Advisor.”

[Fuggletim]

Bought a packet of extra strong mints yesterday. Having a real problem getting them out of my pocket at the moment…..

[Anon E Mouse]

Three golf clubs walk into a bar.
The putter ordered a beer, the pitching wedge ordered a gin & tonic.

The barman asked the third one if he wanted anything,

He replied “No thanks, I’m the driver”.