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Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Aug 09, 2022 4:22 pm

The winner of the recent Euromillions jackpot of £195M has told reporters he's going to splash out and spend it all in one go.
They said they are going to buy some groceries, fill the car up with petrol and save anything left towards the next gas and electricity bill.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Aug 09, 2022 5:29 pm

I was asked if I was a fan of the 80s band Erasure…

I said, "OOOH sometimes!"

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Aug 09, 2022 5:31 pm

I went to the doctors yesterday, because I've started saying everything twice…

He gave me a repeat prescription!

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Tue Aug 09, 2022 6:08 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 5:31 pm I went to the doctors yesterday, because I've started saying everything twice…

He gave me a repeat prescription!

That's one of your really good ones

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Tue Aug 09, 2022 9:32 pm

My other half got fed up with the rumours I was cross dressing and told me to leave, so I just packed her clothes and went….

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Aug 09, 2022 10:40 pm

Why is peter pan always flying?

He neverlands.

I like this joke because it never grows old.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Aug 09, 2022 10:41 pm

Richard Petty wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 6:08 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 5:31 pm I went to the doctors yesterday, because I've started saying everything twice…

He gave me a repeat prescription!
That's one of your really good ones

One of many eh Richard

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Tue Aug 09, 2022 11:00 pm

I was reading a medical book about the relief of abdominal pain, but unfortunately someone had ripped out the appendix….

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Aug 10, 2022 11:38 am

If the Ancient Egyptians building the pyramids ever hurt their backs moving the stones, they were sent to see a cairo-practor…

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Aug 10, 2022 12:37 pm

I was offered Sex today by a beautiful 22 year old woman. In exchange I was meant to advertise some bathroom cleaner on football message boards. Of course I refused cos of my morals and strong willpower. Which is just as strong as Ajax, the super strong Bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with Lemon

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Aug 10, 2022 6:56 pm

Just seen my ex with her new bloke and I couldn't help but notice how much he looked exactly like me when I was with her…

Bloody miserable!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Aug 10, 2022 8:19 pm

"I went to Poole on holiday"

"In Dorset?"

"Yes I can thoroughly recommend it…”

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Aug 10, 2022 9:37 pm

Internet was down yesterday so I chatted to my wife for a change..
Surprised to learn that she didn't work for Woolworths anymore!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Aug 11, 2022 12:15 pm

Doctor: I'm sorry, but we had to remove your colon.

Me Why?

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Aug 11, 2022 5:22 pm

Teacher :- If you have £10, and you ask your Mum for another £10, how much do you have ?

Student :- £10

Teacher:- You don't know your Maths

Student:- You don't know my Mum.

ShotsWeb

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