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I once went swimming in Shark Bay. I am now known as Bob.
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Watching the opening ceremony of the Commonwealth Games tonight brings a tear to my eye. I really wanted to be an athlete, but I fell at the first hurdle….
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My wife told me to stop making camera puns.

I said she should stop focusing on the negatives and develop a sense of humour!

She left me in a flash…
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I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet.

I do it to remind myself why there is no money in there.
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My mate suggested we went to a fancy dress party as a pheasant and a grouse.

Well I’m game if he is!
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I got talking to a person who had won the 100 x Metres Sprint in a record breaking time! I asked what had they done it in?

He told me it had been in trainers, a vest and shorts…….
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Do you know why Norwegian Navy ships have bar codes on the side

So when they return to Port they can Scan...the..navy..in
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Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.

I was like, well dam.
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Jollysailor wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 11:12 pm Do you know why Norwegian Navy ships have bar codes on the side

So when they return to Port they can Scan...the..navy..in
Scandanavian works better. Good joke though. :wink:
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I always thought that person who works for Ordnance Survey putting the “Key” on the map is a bit of a legend……
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What's the different between Black Eyed Peas and Chick Peas?

Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song.

Chick Peas can hummus one.
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The wife is absolutely fuming.
Someone has stolen a pair of her pants off the washing line.
She's not bothered about the knickers, she just wants the 12 pegs back.
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy ****....What a ride!"
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Man walks into Doctors Surgery.

Doc - I have a cricket ball stuck up my backside.

How's that ?

Dont you start !
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I was going to sponsor someone in the London Marathon, but I just knew they would take the money and run….
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I missed the World Hairdressing Championships on TV last night .

Does anyone know if they’re showing highlights?

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