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Accurate Shot · Post by **Accurate Shot** » Thu Jul 28, 2022 7:02 pm

I once went swimming in Shark Bay. I am now known as Bob.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Thu Jul 28, 2022 9:47 pm

Watching the opening ceremony of the Commonwealth Games tonight brings a tear to my eye. I really wanted to be an athlete, but I fell at the first hurdle….

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Jul 29, 2022 7:00 am

My wife told me to stop making camera puns.

I said she should stop focusing on the negatives and develop a sense of humour!

She left me in a flash…

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Jul 29, 2022 3:17 pm

I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet.

I do it to remind myself why there is no money in there.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Jul 29, 2022 4:16 pm

My mate suggested we went to a fancy dress party as a pheasant and a grouse.

Well I’m game if he is!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Fri Jul 29, 2022 6:21 pm

I got talking to a person who had won the 100 x Metres Sprint in a record breaking time! I asked what had they done it in?

He told me it had been in trainers, a vest and shorts…….

Jollysailor · Post by **Jollysailor** » Fri Jul 29, 2022 11:12 pm

Do you know why Norwegian Navy ships have bar codes on the side

So when they return to Port they can Scan...the..navy..in

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 12:02 am

Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.

I was like, well dam.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 12:04 am

Jollysailor wrote: ↑Fri Jul 29, 2022 11:12 pm Do you know why Norwegian Navy ships have bar codes on the side

So when they return to Port they can Scan...the..navy..in

Scandanavian works better. Good joke though.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 8:35 am

I always thought that person who works for Ordnance Survey putting the “Key” on the map is a bit of a legend……

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 9:22 am

What's the different between Black Eyed Peas and Chick Peas?

Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song.

Chick Peas can hummus one.

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 10:00 am

The wife is absolutely fuming.
Someone has stolen a pair of her pants off the washing line.
She's not bothered about the knickers, she just wants the 12 pegs back.

Alfie · Post by **Alfie** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 5:39 pm

Man walks into Doctors Surgery.

Doc - I have a cricket ball stuck up my backside.

How's that ?

Dont you start !

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sun Jul 31, 2022 11:20 am

I was going to sponsor someone in the London Marathon, but I just knew they would take the money and run….

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Jul 31, 2022 11:53 am

I missed the World Hairdressing Championships on TV last night .

Does anyone know if they’re showing highlights?

ShotsWeb

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