STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Richard Petty]

I’ve never had great expectations for my children. However we do have a complete set of Dicken’s other books….

We can't afford the set of Dickens Books as we have fallen on Hard Times

Gosh you must live in a bleak house

[Richard Petty]

I seem to have an obsession with repeating lines ftom Blondie songs.

One way or another I am going to have to stop

[Fuggletim]

I watched “Jaws” last night. Can’t help thinking that they should have replaced the title “The End” with “Fin”…..

[FGShot]

As Dickens fans will know most of his novels were originally serialised in his weekly magazine, Household Words. However, A Tale of Two Cities was serialised further afield in two regional newspapers.............it was the Bicester Times and the Worcester Times

[Fuggletim]

Now then, “Our Mutual Friend” might have forgotten I did that joke in the original “Boom, Boom” thread!

[Fuggletim]

I never knew just how expensive it would be to set up my piano shop! It has already cost me 100 grand……..

[Anon E Mouse]

Apparently when you drink a pint of beer it shortens your life by about 9 mins.

So by my calculations I died sometime in 1644.

[Anon E Mouse]

Any recommendations for music to listen to while I'm fishing?

Something catchy…

[Fuggletim]

I have given up doing jokes about most parcel delivery firms as most people don’t get them……

[Anon E Mouse]

Which Icelandic Singer was named after a city in England ?

A. Norwich
B. York
C. Leeds

[Richard Petty]

Which Icelandic Singer was named after a city in England ?

A. Norwich
B. York
C. Leeds

What's worrying is that I had to think about that for a while

[Anon E Mouse]

My wife just accused me of looking like someone who doesn’t know how to shave properly...

Bloody cheek!

[Anon E Mouse]

Which Icelandic Singer was named after a city in England ?

A. Norwich
B. York
C. Leeds

What's worrying is that I had to think about that for a while

[Anon E Mouse]

In South London they sell sausages made out of Pandas. I know cos I was in a queue at a butcher's and heard a lady ask for two.

[Fuggletim]

My partner is going to see a Beatles tribute act on the Isle of Wight. She's got a ticket to Ryde.

And later on we're off to a Gordon Lightfoot tribute act. We particularly like Sandown.

Ironically SCS, as Paul McCartney had an Aunt,I think, who lived in Ryde, it was always considered that the song title (if not the lyrics) may have had its inspiration from this fact.