STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Anon E Mouse]

I was in a queue at a supermarket near Glastonbury yesterday and saw Diana Ross trying to push in. I said 'you can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait'

[Fuggletim]

I bought an ABBA themed toilet! What a loo!

[Shots1954]

Exit signs? They’re on the way out!.......

A Tim Vine classic

[Fuggletim]

I was working in the Rex Cinema Box Office in Haslemere (might stir a few memories for some of a certain age) when someone came back 2 x minutes after buying a ticket. I told them that they had just bought one and why did they need another?

They replied “Because the usherette upstairs tore it in half……”

[Anon E Mouse]

I’ve got a portrait of Diana Ross that I want to hang above my door but it’s proving difficult as there ain’t no mounting high enough...

[Anon E Mouse]

My wife said to me “There’s 14 reasons why I’m leaving you, and don’t even get me started on your tennis obsession!”

I said “Well that’s 15, love...”

[Fuggletim]

Apparently Robinsons and Wimbledon have ended their 86 year partnership.
The break up was described as cordial

They will, however, now sponsor the “British National Squash Championships” in June 2023……

[Anon E Mouse]

I just saw Beyonce on her way to Wimbledon to watch the tennis.

She’s going to see all the ladies singles, all the ladies singles...

[Anon E Mouse]

Apparently Robinsons and Wimbledon have ended their 86 year partnership.
The break up was described as cordial

They will, however, now sponsor the “British National Squash Championships” in June 2023……

[Anon E Mouse]

f(x)=2x1 walks into a bar

The barman says, 'Sorry, we don't cater for functions'.

[Anon E Mouse]

There are 2 types of people in this world:
1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data sets.
2.

[Anon E Mouse]

I went to the bar at Wimbledon dressed as a tennis ball.

I got served straight away.

[Richard Petty]

I went to the bar at Wimbledon dressed as a tennis ball.

I got served straight away.

I know, I heard you shouting at the barman, what a racket

[Fuggletim]

I was in the Aldershot Drive Thru McDonalds today when mascot “Ronald McDonald” showed up!

In conversation I asked if he liked Clown films? He said “Yes; I’m loving IT!”

[Anon E Mouse]

I went to the bar at Wimbledon dressed as a tennis ball.

I got served straight away.

I know, I heard you shouting at the barman, what a racket

Only because they'd run out of Juice