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Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 1:31 pm

Shots1954 wrote: ↑Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:59 am Exit signs? They’re on the way out!.......

A Tim Vine classic

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 1:32 pm

You can never ‘run’ through the campsite at Glastonbury.

You can only ‘ran’ as it’s past tents...

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 1:34 pm

I went to Kensington Palace to give Prince William a haircut for his birthday.

I said to the policeman, “Can you let me in to the car park, I'm here to cut Prince William's hair?”

The policeman said “Have you got a permit?”

“No, just a bit off the back!”.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 1:35 pm

I just saw Adam Ant buying an ice cream.

He asked for a standard vanilla.

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 2:12 pm

I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? Then it hit me.....

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 2:13 pm

I didn’t know my dad was a construction site thief, but when I got home all the signs were there!

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 2:14 pm

The last thing grandpa said before he kicked the bucket? How far do you think I can kick this bucket!

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 2:15 pm

I once had a teacher with a lazy eye. She couldn’t control her pupils....

baldershot · Post by **baldershot** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 4:01 pm

I called the wrong number today. I said 'Hello, is Jimmy there?' A woman answered and she said 'Yes he is.' And I said ‘Can I speak to him please?’ She said ‘No, he can’t talk right now, he’s only two months old.' I said 'Alright, I’ll wait.'"

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 5:48 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Sat Jun 25, 2022 1:31 pm Apparently Robinsons and Wimbledon have ended their 86 year partnership.
The break up was described as cordial

Oh yes, that's a good one. Thanks Anon I will use that one

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 8:51 pm

I made a model of Ben Nevis. My other half asked was it to scale? I said, no; just for display.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 10:01 pm

Called the local Chinese takeaway and asked for the specials.

Ended up with too much foo yung…

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Sun Jun 26, 2022 9:54 am

I went to a really trendy nightclub last night.
The doorman said to me, "Sorry mate, you've had too many!"
I said, "What drinks?"
He said, "No, birthdays!"

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Jun 26, 2022 10:27 am

I was once presented with some gravy granules by the Queen…

It was the greatest honour she could bisto upon me.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sun Jun 26, 2022 11:07 am

Reports are coming in of a cargo ship carrying vegetables sinking in the Straits of Dover. Early reports suggest there are a couple of leeks in the hold…..

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