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Anon E Mouse
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I was in “Desparation” for a new joke, but I took “The Stand” against that and before I could suffer from “Insomnia” about it, I thought of the idea “Just after Sunset.” If I hadn’t, I might have got into a “Rage!” 
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If a Welshman says "This is my fantasy"
He might just be talking about his fizzy drink.
He might just be talking about his fizzy drink.
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy ****....What a ride!"
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Anon E Mouse
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Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher but no one ever mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol...
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Richard Petty
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A woman walks into the kitchen to find her fella with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies", he said.
"Killed any?" she asks.
"Yep 3 males & 2 females."
Intrigued she says, "How can you tell them apart?"
"3 were on a beer can & 2 were on the phone!"
"Hunting flies", he said.
"Killed any?" she asks.
"Yep 3 males & 2 females."
Intrigued she says, "How can you tell them apart?"
"3 were on a beer can & 2 were on the phone!"
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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Richard Petty
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My wife told me she's getting fed up with my obsession with Kit-Kats...
I suggested we take a break!
I suggested we take a break!
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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I went to see an escort last night. She advertised a 'real girlfriend experience'.
When I got there she opened the door and said, "You're late! I bet you've been down the pub."
We didn't speak for the rest of the night and I ended up sleeping on the sofa!
When I got there she opened the door and said, "You're late! I bet you've been down the pub."
We didn't speak for the rest of the night and I ended up sleeping on the sofa!
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.......
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They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.......
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Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. “We don’t serve your type!” shouts the barman.....
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Uncle Ben has died. No more Mr Rice Guy.........
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot......
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I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.....
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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador........
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I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”.......