STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Fuggletim]

I turned my old Volkswagen Beetle into a greenhouse in which I now grow, Thyme, Rosemary, Sage and Parsley. It really is quite “Herbie!”

[Anon E Mouse]

For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.

Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently...

[Anon E Mouse]

I know it’s a long shot but does anyone know what a trebuchet is?

[Fuggletim]

I see that two barn owls in LA been killed in a drive by hooting………

[Anon E Mouse]

Filled my car up last week for £110 but drove off without paying, was up in court today got fined £75.
Follow me for more money saving tips.

[Richard Petty]

As the dog sat watching the orchestra, he stared at the conductor and thought, "Just throw the damn thing!"

[Richard Petty]

Two cows, Daisy and Dolly, were standing in a field.

Daisy: "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

Dolly: "I don't believe you."

Daisy: "Straight up! No bull!"

[Anon E Mouse]

Two cows, Daisy and Dolly, were standing in a field.

Daisy: "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

Dolly: "I don't believe you."

Daisy: "Straight up! No bull!"

[Anon E Mouse]

My wife likes it when I blow cold air on her when she's too hot.

Personally I'm not a fan...

[Anon E Mouse]

My son used to like farm machinery. Not any more. Ex tractor fan.

[Anon E Mouse]

Im so bored sitting at home that I decided to memorize six pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

[Fuggletim]

In the days before digital photographs, I use to work in a photo lab. It was quite a miserable job, and I left eventually as I spent all my time dealing with too many negatives.

[Anon E Mouse]

Halfway through my Indian meal the waiter came up to me and asked;

"Curry OK?"

I said "Maybe, what songs do you have?"

[Fuggletim]

I was bored the other day, so I decided to read a few pages of the Oxford English Dictionary. I learnt next to nothing…….

[Anon E Mouse]

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it’s fully groan...