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Madrid win the CL for the 14th time, and the Scousers haven't been so upset since the invention of the locking wheel nut.
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Richard Petty wrote: ↑Sun May 29, 2022 10:52 pm
Fuggletim wrote: ↑Sun May 29, 2022 10:29 pm I was rather disappointed in the new Sushi bar in Gatwick arrivals. The portions are big, but they taste like leather and canvas bags!
I actually had to think about that one for a couple of minutes as there is a Sushi bar in Departures so I was thinking about Sushi until I realised what you were getting at :lol:
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Fuggletim wrote: ↑Sun May 29, 2022 10:29 pm I was rather disappointed in the new Sushi bar in Gatwick arrivals. The portions are big, but they taste like leather and canvas bags!
What goes around comes around :wink:
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Albert Einstein a genius widely regarded as the greatest Physicist of all time.. his brother Frank was a right pain in the neck and an absolute Monster
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Two monkeys were getting into the bath. One said: ‘Oo, oo, aah.’ The other replied:‘Put some cold in then'.....
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Went swimming the other day and took a pee in the deep end. The lifeguard spotted me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in......
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Nelson was 5ft tall when he died and his statue in London is 15ft tall. That's Horatio of 3:1
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My cat has just eaten three mallards!

He's a duck filled fatty puss.
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Highlighter pens are going to be a real problem one day, mark my words!
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Most ornamental figurines found in gardens are only 30 cm tall and wear red hats.

It’s a little gnome fact...
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I have missed this thread 😂
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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Police have arrested a man for stealing rice wine from a Japanese restaurant.

When he was asked why he said he had done it he said there was no reason apart from the sake of it……
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Richard Petty wrote: ↑Tue Jun 07, 2022 9:22 pm I have missed this thread 😂
I can't explain how close I was to losing it forever when we did the maintenance. It survived, but wow, only just...
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RC-Moderator wrote: ↑Wed Jun 08, 2022 8:57 am
Richard Petty wrote: ↑Tue Jun 07, 2022 9:22 pm I have missed this thread 😂
I can't explain how close I was to losing it forever when we did the maintenance. It survived, but wow, only just...
We would have had to start "Boom boom thread Mk3 (worked for Ford with the Cortina) :lol:
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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Richard Petty wrote: ↑Tue Jun 07, 2022 9:22 pm I have missed this thread 😂
Despite the very recent duplication of a lot of my jokes :)
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