STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Anon E Mouse]

I visited the birthplace of the man who invented the toothbrush.

There’s no plaque.

[Anon E Mouse]

I got a book titled ‘A Guide to Surgical Procedures’...

I opened it up and the appendix was missing.

[Richard Petty]

Did you used to knock on doors and then run away when you were a kid?

Good news… Hermes are hiring!

[Richard Petty]

Just seen a dyslexic Yorkshire man walking down the street wearing a cat flap!

[Anon E Mouse]

I like making puns about eyes.

The cornea the better.

[Richard Petty]

With the price of petrol so high, I put vodka in the lawn mower this morning. Now the grass is half cut

[Anon E Mouse]

This trend of idiots running onto the pitches has got to stop sharpish. It's only a matter of time before someone does it at Old Trafford and gets awarded Man of the Match.

[Fuggletim]

My chicken coup is haunted by a poultrygeist!

[SHOTSMAN68]

Ive just found out that our doctor jim royal is carol kirkwoods mystery man i new he had a soft spot for her. This is not a joke.
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[Fuggletim]

Being in my very late 50s, I bought a Lambretta, a Parka with “The Who” logo on the back and I am off down to Brighton next Bank Holiday.

My other half believes I am have a mod life crisis………

[Stenhouse]

Being in my very late 50s,

[Fuggletim]

I have qualified as a meteorologist and I plan to specialise in the study of cold weather. I have a couple of degrees…..

[Dr Jim Royle]

I’ve just found out that our doctor jim royal is carol kirkwoods mystery man i new he had a soft spot for her. This is not a joke.

Spell me name right, Royle ..... only if Carol reads this it could cost her job at the Beeb.

And yes, the rumour of me and her COULD be true !

Just seen Stenhouse Shot with two broken legs hobbling down the street with a giant French fry under each arm. I asked him what is all about and he told me :-

“They are McCains.”

[SHOTSMAN68]

I’ve just found out that our doctor jim royal is carol kirkwoods mystery man i new he had a soft spot for her. This is not a joke.

Spell me name right, Royle ..... only if Carol reads this it could cost her job at the Beeb.

And yes, the rumour of me and her COULD be true !

Just seen Stenhouse Shot with two broken legs hobbling down the street with a giant French fry under each arm. I asked him what is all about and he told me :-

“They are McCains.”

sorry about the spelling mr royle wouldnt you rather be royalty than ricky tomlinson
and have you been found out yet re the mystery man ?

[Dr Jim Royle]

I’ve just hired an Owl to defend me in court regarding my slander case regarding Carol Kirkwood.

It’s an Attorney Owl.