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Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon May 16, 2022 7:28 am

I've been really fed up lately.
My friend said, it could be worse, I could be in a hole in the ground filled with water.

I know he means well.

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Mon May 16, 2022 10:39 am

Silence is Golden.

Duct tape is Silver.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue May 17, 2022 8:46 am

My wife asked "Do you know any tennis puns?”

I said "No, they're not really my forte love".

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue May 17, 2022 6:01 pm

My neighbour keeps posting joss sticks through my letterbox!

I'm incensed!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue May 17, 2022 6:37 pm

Everyone was surprised when our BMW driving neighbour turned out to be a serial killer…

There were no indications.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue May 17, 2022 8:29 pm

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed May 18, 2022 8:06 am

A duck goes into a pub and the barman says "Waddle it be?"

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed May 18, 2022 4:21 pm

I have a friend called Gemma Pell. Imagine how difficult it is for her to introduce herself in France.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Wed May 18, 2022 6:14 pm

Is it only me who finds it ironic that the “Flat Earth Society” has members all around the globe?

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed May 18, 2022 8:21 pm

Went to see a psychic and he was in a bad mood, then I saw a clairvoyant who was rather grumpy...

I’m just trying to find a happy medium?

Jollysailor · Post by **Jollysailor** » Thu May 19, 2022 7:36 am

Anon mouse

Irefuse to accept Ifell overboard on ........

I have passed this around the expats on the subdivision and none of us old croaks can understand the gag,we are average age 410 and all with creaking joints....please enlighten us

80fc · Post by **80fc** » Thu May 19, 2022 7:58 am

Jollysailor wrote: ↑Thu May 19, 2022 7:36 am Anon mouse

Irefuse to accept Ifell overboard on ........

I have passed this around the expats on the subdivision and none of us old croaks can understand the gag,we are average age 410 and all with creaking joints....please enlighten us

I think you must be in denial.....

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu May 19, 2022 12:31 pm

80fc wrote: ↑Thu May 19, 2022 7:58 am
Jollysailor wrote: ↑Thu May 19, 2022 7:36 am Anon mouse

Irefuse to accept Ifell overboard on ........

I have passed this around the expats on the subdivision and none of us old croaks can understand the gag,we are average age 410 and all with creaking joints....please enlighten us
I think you must be in denial.....

Indeed ...In D Nile ....

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri May 20, 2022 4:44 pm

I Googled the phrase “missing medieval servant”.

It came back with “Page not found”.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Fri May 20, 2022 9:50 pm

I once read a book about a dog who thought they would live forever! I just couldn’t put it down!

ShotsWeb

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