STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Anon E Mouse]

Most ornamental figurines found in gardens are only 30 cm tall and wear red hats.

It’s a little gnome fact...

[Richard Petty]

I'm really disappointed with the new Haribo Star Wars sweets collection…

They're all chewy!

[Richard Petty]

Highlighter pens are going to be a real problem one day, mark my words!

[Richard Petty]

I was buying my wife some underwear. I asked the shop assistant, "Are these knickers satin?"

"No," she said. "They're brand new!"

[Richard Petty]

Received a text from the wife saying she was breaking up with me…

Imagine how relieved I was when a couple of minutes later she texted 'Sorry I sent that to the wrong number'!

[Old Bob]

I was buying my wife some underwear. I asked the shop assistant, "Are these knickers satin?"

"No," she said. "They're brand new!"

The old ones are the best, Richard

[Richard Petty]

I was buying my wife some underwear. I asked the shop assistant, "Are these knickers satin?"

"No," she said. "They're brand new!"

The old ones are the best, Richard

I would like to think you are referring to the joke but I suspect your referring to the knickers

[Graham Stovold]

During a round of golf one of a foursome of ladies teed off but sliced her shot into a group of men playing at an adjacent hole.She saw one of the group collapse to the ground in agony clutching his groin with both hands.Worried about his wellbeing she went over to enquire about his situation.The man was groaning in agony.The woman explained that she was a physiotherapist and would be prepared to assist to see if she could relieve his pain.The man,who was in considerable pain,refused but the lady insisted and he allowed her to see how she could help.She loosened his clothing and proceeded to massage gently the affected area.After a few minutes the lady asked the man how he was feeling after her treatment.
The man replied,"Very nice,thank you.But I still think my thumb is broken."

[Old Bob]

I was buying my wife some underwear. I asked the shop assistant, "Are these knickers satin?"

"No," she said. "They're brand new!"

The old ones are the best, Richard

I would like to think you are referring to the joke but I suspect your referring to the knickers

While we are on the topic of knickers, Richard, ...

... the other day, Mrs OB came rushing in from the garden and said, "There's a pair of my knickers missing off the washing line!" I said, "I know, the kids next door have them". She said, "The dirty little perverts". I said, "No, it's not like that, they mentioned something about building a hammock".

[Fuggletim]

I went to the Dhamondi Indian tonight in Whitehill. Whilst eating the Waiter came up and said: “Curry OK?”

I said fire up “Wonderful World” and I’ll step up to the microphone when I have finished my Kingfisher…..

[Anon E Mouse]

I bought a greyhound yesterday.

My wife said “Are you going to race him?”

I said “No, he’s much faster than me!”

[Anon E Mouse]

Boris Becker is to Serve 2 and a half years.
Boy his arms are going get tired.

[Anon E Mouse]

Nelson was 5ft tall when he died and his statue in London is 15ft tall. That's Horatio of 3:1

[Richard Petty]

Nelson was 5ft tall when he died and his statue in London is 15ft tall. That's Horatio of 3:1

[Anon E Mouse]

Went swimming the other day and took a pee in the deep end. The lifeguard spotted me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.