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Have you seen on the news that the Kinder Egg factory has had to close https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-61041760

Bet that came as a surprise :lol:

(This joke is an R Petty original :D )
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I just got 3 tips off a bookie for the Grand National.

Sunshine.

Moonlight.

Good Times

If they don't win, don't blame it on Sunshine, don't blame it on Moonlight, don't blame it on Good Times, blame it on the Bookie.
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It took me a long time to find and then buy a classic original "Thunderbirds" marionette! I had to pull a few strings.....
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Grand National tip;
I’ve got my money on a horse called ‘Creosote’ - it’s really good over fences...
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I built a car from a couple of Hotpoint washing machines. Took it out for a spin today!
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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list…

Now I can't read anything!
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My wife didn't order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the delivery driver knocked on the door to see if we were ok!
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So glad I was taught the recorder at school...

I've lost count of the number of times in adult life when difficult situations were resolved with a quick blast of 3 blind mice!
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My other half has really got into Feng Shui! There was me thinking all our problems stemmed from my drinking, smoking, gambling and womanising, but it was really only due to our sofa facing the wrong way!
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“I once played golf with the actors from The A-Team but we only managed 17 holes...”

“Missed a tee?”

“Yeah, he was there of course.”
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"Doctor, can you hurry up and help me, I'm shrinking!”

"Well, you’ll just have to be a little patient...”
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A contestant made a meringue on Australian Masterchef, and when the crowd started clapping and cheering, the host said "That's unusual from an Australian audience - they normally boo meringues."
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I haven’t kept up my subscription to Scrabble Club...

Now they’ve started sending me threatening letters...
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Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Wed Apr 13, 2022 6:05 pm I haven’t kept up my subscription to Scrabble Club...

Now they’ve started sending me threatening letters...
I had the same problem with my lapsed subscription to the Monopoly Club. I have been told I have to go directly to jail....
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I've just joined the local Amateur Autopsy Club.
Apparently tomorrow night, is open Mike night...........
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy ****....What a ride!"
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