STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Shots1954]

"What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."

[Shots1954]

"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!".....

[Shots1954]

"Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet."........

[Shots1954]

"I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."......

[Shots1954]

"What's the best thing about Switzerland?" "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."......

[Shots1954]

"Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones."......

[Shots1954]

"What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A yolkswagen."......

[Shots1954]

"How does a taco say grace?" "Lettuce pray."

[Richard Petty]

I asked my wife why she was leaving me and she said it was because of my obsession with 'Who wants to be a millionaire'...

I said, "Is that your final answer?"

[Richard Petty]

My next door neighbour knocked on my door wearing just a see through negligee.

Asked to borrow a cup of sugar and then winked at me and asked to come in for a cup of coffee. I said "sod off Dave!"

[Richard Petty]

I got an honours degree in calligraphy.

To be honest I don't think it's going to help me get a job…

But it looks good on paper!

[Richard Petty]

I haven't spoken to my wife for a month now...

Well it would be rude to interrupt her!

[Fuggletim]

HMRC finally caught up with my Chiropractor. They found he had about 25 x years of back tax to pay....

[Anon E Mouse]

My wife said “You’re so unromantic, you don't even know what my favourite flower is!!”

"Is it Homepride?" I asked.

[Fuggletim]

I thought I had broken my foot when I dropped a bottle of "Moët & Chandon" on it. However it was just sham pain....