STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Birdman]

A finalist on The Generation Game got a bit confused with the rules. He went home with a conveyor belt and a set of curtains.

[Anon E Mouse]

Went to a restaurant last night and they had ‘Napoleon Chicken’ on the menu.

I asked the waiter what this was, he said; “There’s no meat - only the boney part...”

[Fuggletim]

My Late Dad said to me once that you should never run away from your problems in life.

I still have the postcard from Rio de Janeiro......

[Richard Petty]

A friend of mine went to the doctors the other day and told the doctor that he was suffering from a bad case of Diarrhoea

"Do you know what might have triggered it" said the Doctor

"No" replied my friend "But I think its something that's passed down through the family"

"That's impossible" said said the doctor, "Diarrhoea isn't hereditary"

"Well it's definitely in my jeans" replied my friend

That joke was told to me on Saturday by Terry Owens and I promised I would put it on this thread as definitely worthy of the Boom Boom thread which he reads

(I actually posted it yesterday but for some reason Shotsweb was randomly deleting posts )

[Birdman]

A friend of mine went to the doctors the other day and told the doctor that he was suffering from a bad case of Diarrhoea

"Do you know what might have triggered it" said the Doctor

"No" replied my friend "But I think its something that's passed down through the family"

"That's impossible" said said the doctor, "Diarrhoea isn't hereditary"

"Well it's definitely in my jeans" replied my friend

That joke was told to me on Saturday by Terry Owens and I promised I would put it on this thread as definitely worthy of the Boom Boom thread which he reads

*(I actually posted it yesterday but for some reason Shotsweb was randomly deleting posts ).

*Disclaimer: it wasn’t the moderators. More likely issues at the forum provider’s end.

[shots1965]

I was walking down the street the other day with my wife, Suddenly we see six man beating up me mother in law
My wife said, aren’t you gonna help?

I said six should be enough


Les Dawson

[Old Bob]

A friend of mine went to the doctors the other day and told the doctor that he was suffering from a bad case of Diarrhoea

"Do you know what might have triggered it" said the Doctor

"No" replied my friend "But I think its something that's passed down through the family"

"That's impossible" said said the doctor, "Diarrhoea isn't hereditary"

"Well it's definitely in my jeans" replied my friend

That joke was told to me on Saturday by Terry Owens and I promised I would put it on this thread as definitely worthy of the Boom Boom thread which he reads

(I actually posted it yesterday but for some reason Shotsweb was randomly deleting posts )

I've got news for you, Richard. ShotsWeb is still randomly deleting posts. Two of mine have evaporated today. (Good thing, I hear you say.)

[Calling the shots]

Tell me a joke about a flat tire. No pressure.

[Fuggletim]

There's a programme on Sky later tonight about how to play your guitar better! I'm staying tuned!

[Stenhouse]

There is a programme tonight about a Football Club. It is called Aldershot Town.

[Crowthorne]

There is a programme tonight about a Football Club. It is called Aldershot Town.

Football, not at the present time.

[Anon E Mouse]

My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture...

I have a hunch, it’s going to be me.

[Shots1954]

A one eyed man fell down a well, because he couldn't see that well......

[Shots1954]

"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!".....

[Shots1954]

"Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.".....