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Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Fri Apr 01, 2022 10:06 am

I would do a joke about cashpoint machines but I can't think of one ATM

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Fri Apr 01, 2022 10:07 am

I've got an interview tomorrow for a job as an underwater diver. I hope I'm successful, but am not holding my breath......

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:14 pm

My friend says he can throw a stick a mile and his dog will find it and bring it back…

Sounds a bit far fetched to me

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:16 pm

Just bought a toilet that plays ABBA songs when you lift the seat.

What a loo

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:20 pm

My wife has just left me due to my love of horse racing...

She's at the gate, and she's off!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Fri Apr 01, 2022 9:51 pm

I have enrolled in the NASA Astronaut programme! My other half asked me why?

I told her I just needed my own space....

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Fri Apr 01, 2022 11:49 pm

You know why Will Smith slapped him with an open hand?

Paper beats rock.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Apr 02, 2022 11:44 am

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.

The nurse asked the rabbit, "What's your blood type?"

"I'm probably a Type O," said the rabbit.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sat Apr 02, 2022 1:18 pm

I told my other half she needs a shower cap. I mean 6 x showers a day is a bit much, isn't it?

steveshot · Post by **steveshot** » Sat Apr 02, 2022 4:27 pm

Boom Boom, the Laughs continue. At Aldershot Football Club

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Apr 02, 2022 10:08 pm

You can never ‘run’ through a campsite.

You can only ‘ran’ as it’s past tents...

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Apr 03, 2022 3:04 pm

"I went to Poole on holiday"

"In Dorset?"

"Yes I can thoroughly recommend it…”

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Apr 03, 2022 8:42 pm

There was an ABBA tribute band playing in the local shopping centre last night…

They were so loud you could hear the drums from Nando’s.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon Apr 04, 2022 7:27 am

A friend asked me "What’s your pet hate?".

I replied “He doesn't like going to the vets...”

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon Apr 04, 2022 12:36 pm

I saw a sign in a shop window that said "Watch batteries fitted, £2.50."

I thought “Why would anyone pay to see that?”

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