STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

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Did you know the word “gullible” is not in the dictionary? True.

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Originally the Egyptians were going to make giant spheres instead of pyramids. But they figured it would be pointless......

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Today I told my boss, "I saw a Cure cover band was amazing. They're called Prevention. If anything they're even better than the Cure."
In a total deadpan she said, "That's funny... So funny I need to leave." Then she walked out of the room.

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A Bear walked into a bar and said A whisky and................................coke please

The barman said why the big pause

The bear said, I don't know I was born with them.....

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A Bear walked into a bar and said A whisky and................................coke please

The barman said why the big pause

The bear said, I don't know I was born with them.....

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People say i look better without glasses
but i just can't see it......

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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a small dog. It was a 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁𝘇𝘂.......

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Where do bad rainbows go?

To Prism!

It was a light sentence......

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What's an astronaut's favourite band?

Air Supply.

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Last night my wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl?

I said I didn't know he could!

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I once spent £20 to go see Prince in concert. Unfortunately, I only partied like it was £19.99....

[Anon E Mouse]

Samuel L Jackson has finally passed his driving test and will now just be known as Samuel Jackson.

[Anon E Mouse]

I used to have a job cutting holes to make trapdoors for theatres...

It was just a stage I was going through.

[Fuggletim]

I won an award at the "Sanitary Engineers" AGM! It was for extreme dedication to duty and I was formally recognised as a connisewer.....

[Anon E Mouse]

Doctor: "So, you're telling me that you have a problem with one of your ears. Are you sure?"

Me: "Yes doctor. I am definite."