STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Shots1954]

What is the only fruit you cannot cheer up?
A blueberry.

[Shots1954]

I was wondering why music was coming from my printer, apparently it was jamming!

[Anon E Mouse]

I’m having this recurring dream where I think I’m a horse.

Last five nights on the trot...

[Anon E Mouse]

Really enjoyed reading Chris Eubank's book on ethics.

I can't wait for his next one about Kent !

[Anon E Mouse]

The man who invented the word search has died.
His funeral will be held next...

T T I S P V G K M P
H J G U O N Q U X
N M O N D A Y W Z
B A T K T E N O P G
H C V N K O T D I M

[Fuggletim]

I was on a cruise ship the other week and I saw a bloke using a Wok to cook food at the rear of the ship! It was "Stern fry" apparently.....

[Anon E Mouse]

"I've built a model of Mount Everest."

“Is it to scale?"

“No, just to look at...”

[Anon E Mouse]

I applied for a job at the Citroen factory.
They were very demanding- I had to send in 2 CVs

[Chalkie]

Vladimir Putin is in the line for customs when he arrives at Poland for a summit.
Customs Officer: "Name?"
Putin: "Vladimir Putin."
Customs Officer: "Nationality?"
Putin: "Russian."
Customs Officer: "Occupation?"
Putin: "No, just visiting."

[Fuggletim]

I went to Badshot Lea Garden Centre today and asked if I could have three chairs for my patio?

The assistant asked me what had my patio done to deserve such a acclamation?

[Richard Petty]

“I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time with her.”

[Richard Petty]

“You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.”

[Richard Petty]

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think how romantic that is, I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.

[Anon E Mouse]

I once dated a one-legged girl who worked in a brewery.

She was in charge of the hops.

[Anon E Mouse]

I wish I could stop naming Bruce Willis films...

I guess old habits... Pulp Fiction.