STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Shots1954]

I once knew a man who fell through a screen door and strained himself.

[Shots1954]

What did Spock find in the toilet? The Captains Log.

[Shots1954]

I pulled into a petrol station and saw a man rolling on the ground next to his car with his right arm on fire! After the paramedics came and treated him the police showed up and arrested him!! Apparently he had an illegal firearm.

[Shots1954]

Why do chicken coops have two doors?

If they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans!

[Shots1954]

Told my doctor I was very anxious about my first colonoscopy. He told me there was nothing to worry about and that he'd be behind me all the way.

[Shots1954]

Shout out to the people who want to know what the opposite of in is.

[Shots1954]

Why is it a bad idea to get kidnapped by a gang of mimes? They will do unspeakable things to you!

[Shots1954]

I just found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof. It shocked me!

[Shots1954]

Someone told me to put horse manure on my strawberries.

Never doing that again. I’m going back to whipped cream!

[Shots1954]

The guy who invented knock-knock jokes just won a no-bell prize......

[Shots1954]

I was engaged to a woman with a wooden leg until I broke it off......

[Shots1954]

A psychic dwarf has escaped from prison!

Police released a statement saying beware of a
"small medium at large"

[Shots1954]

I need help buying a vacuum. All the ones I have suck.

[Shots1954]

My boss told me to have a great day, so I went home!

[Shots1954]

I was building a fort out of branches but then I got board.