STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Fuggletim]

Real conundrum! I have been invited to a hair washing party! I can't think of how I am going to get out of it!

[Fuggletim]

A box of "Rice Krispies" walls into a bar and asked for some milk.

The barman refused saying we don't serve cereals in here.

The "Rice Krispies" asked why?

"It's the barcode I'm afraid!"

[Anon E Mouse]

The self-depreciation society is taking applications for new members.

I've already put myself down.

[Anon E Mouse]

So I've just done the maths and I have two options:

Fill the car with petrol, or buy Chelsea FC!

[Richard Petty]

I’m starting a flight company exclusively for bald people, I’ll call it… Receding airlines.

[Richard Petty]

My therapist told me I have problems putting my emotions into words. Can’t say I’m surprised

[Richard Petty]

In January I finally upgraded my TV from 1080p to 4K in January. It was my new years resolution.

[Chalkie]

Last year I walked around Curry's PC World and for a laugh I wrote my house number and my postcode on all electrical appliances
with an ultra violet pen...
So far this year the police have returned to me 10 telly's, 15 laptops and 3 washing machines....

[Fuggletim]

I suddenly found myself shouting randomly:

"Castle tower tops!"

I have now been diagnosed with "Turrets!"

[Anon E Mouse]

BREAKING NEWS!!
50% Off all Medieval Public Humiliation and Punishment devices!

Hurry, while stocks last!

[Anon E Mouse]

I changed my bed from a standard double to a Queen but now I’ve got shivers down my spine, body’s aching all the time...

[Anon E Mouse]

Today is National Women's Day.
It should of been yesterday but they werent ready.

In all seriousness Have a lovely day Ladies.

[WTF]

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he eventually woke up!

[WTF]

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot......

[WTF]

Did you hear the rumour about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.