STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Feb 16, 2022 6:26 pm

Just been on a bomb disposal course. It was a bit disappointing…

It's just ticking boxes!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Feb 16, 2022 6:34 pm

The grand old Duke of York, he had 12 million quid. He gave it to someone he never met, for something he never did.

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Thu Feb 17, 2022 10:32 am

Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Wed Feb 16, 2022 6:34 pm The grand old Duke of York, he had 12 million quid. He gave it to someone he never met, for something he never did.

Just think how many Pizzas that could have bought him

He was asked by his solicitors if he had the funds available to pay the settlement, "No sweat" he replied

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Thu Feb 17, 2022 4:49 pm

I bought some “Anti Graffiti” paint at Wickes today.

To be honest is is pretty unremarkable.

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Thu Feb 17, 2022 4:53 pm

I was going to go out for a drink with my mates tonight but I have cancelled as the wife has a bad cold,

She would actually be fine on her own but now she has lost her voice and I don't want to miss that.

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Thu Feb 17, 2022 4:56 pm

I'm having a garden sale tomorrow.
I've got 3 trampolines, 6 patio chairs and 4 fence panels. New stuff arriving all the time! #StormDudley

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Thu Feb 17, 2022 4:59 pm

Teacher: How much is a gram?

Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need miss

bordon shot · Post by **bordon shot** » Sat Feb 19, 2022 2:12 pm

Adobe have released a statement for clarity

https://www.talkquesada.com/resources/image/47447

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Feb 19, 2022 5:11 pm

"I went to a karaoke bar in South East Asia once...”

“Singapore?”

“Yeah, they were all rubbish.”

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sun Feb 20, 2022 8:46 am

Got to say that getting a job with Citroen is tough! They wanted 2 CVs.....

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Sun Feb 20, 2022 10:27 am

Wife: I have a bag full of clothes I'd like to donate.

Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That's much easier.

Wife: But there are poor starving people who could really use all these clothes.

Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.

Husband is currently sitting in A&E.

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Sun Feb 20, 2022 11:02 am

I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said, 'Analogue.' I said, 'No, just a watch.'

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Sun Feb 20, 2022 11:04 am

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Sun Feb 20, 2022 11:09 am

I ate Parrot for the first time yesterday, it tasted ok but now its repeating on me.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Feb 20, 2022 11:25 am

My mate said I wasn’t a true cockney, so I pushed him down the apples and oranges...

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