STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Fuggletim]

I uploaded a video about antibiotics onto YouTube today. I'm not expecting it to go viral.

[WTF]

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me.....

[WTF]

I used to be addicted to the hokey cokey but then I turned myself around

[WTF]

Ever tried to eat a clock? It's time-consuming......

[WTF]

Five guys walk into a bar. You think one of them would've seen it.

[WTF]

I want to go camping every year. That trip was so in tents.

[Richard Petty]

I want a job cleaning mirrors. It’s something I can really see myself doing

[Richard Petty]

Admitting to having cosmetic surgery used to be taboo, but now when you talk about Botox no one raises an eyebrow.

[Richard Petty]

My mate unfortunately passed away yesterday due to lack of a blood transplant when we couldn’t remember his blood type. He was upbeat to the end though as he kept shouting to us “Be positive!”

[Anon E Mouse]

I said to the baker,
"How come all your cakes are 50p, but that one's £1?"

He said,
"That's Madeira cake”.

[Fuggletim]

When I was a kid and any family member swore they would always say "Excuse my French!"

I was always rather disappointed a few years later by the reaction of my teacher at my first French lesson when she asked who knew any French words.....

[Chalkie]

"Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes".

[Richard Petty]

I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my house…

My neighbour is dead against it!

[Richard Petty]

I was really struggling to get my wife's attention...

So I sat down on the sofa and looked comfortable. That did the trick!

[Richard Petty]

For valentines night I've booked a table for two for me and the missus.

I just hope she brings her own cue, I hate sharing mine!