STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Shots1954]

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

[Shots1954]

What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew!

[Chalkie]

My ex girlfriend was always trying to put me down.

Which is just one of the hazards of going out with a vet.

[Richard Petty]

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

[Richard Petty]

The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, ‘This changes everything.’

[Richard Petty]

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

[Richard Petty]

Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.

[Fuggletim]

I went on a Brittany Ferries sailing to Le Havre once. I thought it was only a cross Channel service, but at breakfast I found the 7 x Seas in my Alphabetti Spaghetti!

[Old Bob]

If you're American when you go into the toilet ...
... and you're American when you come out,
What are you while you are in the toilet?


European.

[Anon E Mouse]

I went to see a UB40 tribute act called ‘WD40’ last night.

They were a bit rusty at first but got better as the evening went on…

[Fuggletim]

What happened to the joke I put on here about my collapsed fence? Someone took my post down......

[Fuggletim]

I am considering selling all of my John Lennon memorabilia. I can just imagine all the Paypal......

[Chalkie]

Birthdays are good for your health.

Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

[Anon E Mouse]

I was going to post a time travelling joke, but you guys didn’t like it…

[Shots1954]

Walking home from the bar last night in the street was a cheese cake in the next street was a chocolate pudding & the next street a upside down apple cake that’s when I realised the streets were desserted.......