STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[WTF]

A small group of donkeys is just a little ass meeting..

[WTF]

The man who invented the sexual innuendo has just died suddenly!

His wife is taking it very hard!....

[WTF]

I was going to open a restaurant with topless waitresses — but was put off by the overheads.

[WTF]

There was a fire at the Inland Revenue office in London, but it was put out before any serious good was done.

[WTF]

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.

[WTF]

Police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers - but the chief constable said they must wear their normal uniforms.

[WTF]

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy

[Anon E Mouse]

Just seen Elvis in B&Q.

Returned a sander.

[Chalkie]

The other day, a woman described me as a bit of a looker....

Well, voyeur was the actual word she used.

[Shots1954]

My dad's answer to everything is alcohol. He doesn't drink, it's just that he's really bad at crossword puzzles.

[Shots1954]

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me.

[Shots1954]

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.......

[Shots1954]

Why don't crabs donate? Because they're shellfish.

[Shots1954]

Sunny-side up, scrambled, or an omelet? It doesn't matter. They're all eggcellent!

[Shots1954]

Five guys walk into a bar. You think one of them would've seen it.