STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Anon E Mouse]

Warning!!!
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[Birdman]

Warning!!!
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Who’s going to start another thread and be the one responsible for doing the dastardly deed?

[Fuggletim]

I fear relegation for "Boom, Boom" thread......

In the meantime we all like one liners on here! My favourite one liner is the QE2.......

[Fuggletim]

I notified BGS Earthquake Seismology of an earth tremor I felt in Hampshire. They didnt seem all that fussed about the magnitude of what I was telling them!

[Anon E Mouse]

My friend Iain has one eye bigger than the other!

[Fuggletim]

The local kebab van is trying a new dish. It is made out of liver, kidney and heart. It called an "Organ Doner."

[Birdman]

Warning!!!
The original BoomBoom is just about to fall off the edge of page 1

Who’s going to start another thread and be the one responsible for doing the dastardly deed?

redandbluescb does the deed. He’ll be forever known as ‘the one wot did it’.

[Anon E Mouse]

Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to?”

The turbine says “I’m a big heavy metal fan”.

[Anon E Mouse]

Warning!!!
The original BoomBoom is just about to fall off the edge of page 1

Who’s going to start another thread and be the one responsible for doing the dastardly deed?

redandbluescb does the deed. He’ll be forever known as ‘the one wot did it’.

Birdy, bring it back up and make it a sticky.

[Chalkie]

“Vladimir Putin, to get on the good side of voters, goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids.
He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for the people.
At the end of the talk there is a section for questions.
Little Sasha puts her hand up and says, "I have two questions. Why did the Russians take Crimea and why are we sending troops to the Ukraine?"
Putin says, "Good questions". But just as he is about to answer the bell goes and the kids go to lunch.
When they come back, they sit down and there is room for some more questions. Another girl, Misha, puts her hand up and says "I have four questions. Why did the Russians invade Crimea, why are we sending troops to the Ukraine, why did the bell go 20 minutes early and where the **** is Sasha?"

[Fuggletim]

Went to a Chinese restaurant last night, but the only problem the was that the lights were rather bright. As such I asked them to dim sum......

[Fuggletim]

I got a job with NASA! I was supposed to start in December, but that has been put back until April as they didn't have any space...

[WTF]

My son was doing his homework and he asked me what I knew about Galileo.
I said, "He's just a poor boy from a poor family!"

[Anon E Mouse]

I've just started an engraving course.
There's loads to learn though .
So far we’ve hardly scratched the surface !

[WTF]

I asked my Doctor if masturbation was bad for my eye sight.

He said, you are in Halfords mate........