STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Fuggletim]

Someone asked me where Prague was? I wasn't sure, so I had to Czech.....

[Fuggletim]

Return of the Jedi is not possible without Receipt of the Jedi…

Reminds me of one of my favourite jokes from "One Foot in the Grave" where Victor Meldrew incredulously asks Mrs Warboys:

"How on earth can a man with only one arm change a lightbulb?" To which Mrs Warboys replies:

"He can if he has the receipt."

[Chalkie]

My mate Dave drowned, so at his funeral yesterday we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt.
Well... It's what he would have wanted.

[WTF]

A man ran naked through our Church at the weekend. Luckily the Vicar caught him by the organ!....

[Anon E Mouse]

A man was driving down a country lane and ran over a cockerel.
He knocked on the farmhouse door and a woman answered. ‘I appear to have killed your cockerel,’ he said. ‘I’d like to replace it.’ ‘Please yourself,’ said the woman, ‘the hens are round the back.’

RIP Barry Cryer

[Richard Petty]

Two more Barry Cryer jokes to remember one of this countries most talented comedy writers


“Quick – the noise made by a dyslexic duck.”
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A wife is in the bathroom trying on a new dress. She comes out and says to her husband: "Does my bum look big in this?" He says: "Oh be fair, love, it’s quite a small bathroom."
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He wrote for some of the best comedians that we have ever known and was brilliant on "I'm sorry I haven't a clue"

He will be missed RIP

[WTF]

To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you!

I have contacts!......

[WTF]

Watched a great programme last night about tomato sauce... If you missed it, it's on Ketchup!

[Anon E Mouse]

I was going to buy two "Genuine Bucks Fizz skirts" off eBay but I reckon they may be a rip off?

[Richard Petty]

I was going to buy two "Genuine Bucks Fizz skirts" off eBay but I reckon they may be a rip off?

So one minute you wanted them next you didn't, I guess you had trouble "Making your mind up"

I was also going to buy yesterday evening but left it too late due to someone coming round, then having a power cut and the internet going down, it really was "One of those nights"

[Richard Petty]

I was going to make a resolution to give up all my bad habits this year but then I remembered, No one likes a quitter

[Richard Petty]

What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Ca-shew!

[Richard Petty]

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion

[Richard Petty]

I took a urine test at the hospital yesterday.

I think my kleptomania is getting out of control.

[Anon E Mouse]

I was going to buy two "Genuine Bucks Fizz skirts" off eBay but I reckon they may be a rip off?

So one minute you wanted them next you didn't, I guess you had trouble "Making your mind up"

I was also going to buy yesterday evening but left it too late due to someone coming round, then having a power cut and the internet going down, it really was "One of those nights"

You know far too much about the Fizz than is natural Richard
Unless your knowledge is only make believe?