STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Shots1954]

I used to be addicted to the hokey cokey but then I turned myself around......

[Shots1954]

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? Because it was too tired.......

[Shots1954]

Three fish are in a tank. One asks the others, "How do you drive this thing?"

[Shots1954]

A chicken coup only has two doors. If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.......

[Shots1954]

What did Blackbeard the pirate say when he turned eighty? "Aye, matey."

[Fuggletim]

I don’t like having time on my hands so I swapped my wristwatch for a pocket one!

[Chalkie]

The bloke who received the pigs heart has given his first radio interview.
I tried to listen, but could only hear crackling.

[Richard Petty]

The bloke who received the pigs heart has given his first radio interview.
I tried to listen, but could only hear crackling.

[Richard Petty]

I asked the wife what she wanted for her birthday. "Some chocolate and a nice surprise would be lovely," she replied...

Kinder Egg it is then!

[Richard Petty]

Doctor: "Relax David. It's just a small surgery. Don't panic."

Me: "But my name isn't David?"

Doctor: "I know. I'm David!"

[Richard Petty]

I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.

[Richard Petty]

What do you call a typo on a headstone?
A grave mistake.

[Fuggletim]

I often wonder how many vampires get caught out when there is an eclipse......

[steveshot]

Q. What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum

[Anon E Mouse]

Return of the Jedi is not possible without Receipt of the Jedi…