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My electric toothbrush broke, so I have to, well, I have to use my acoustic one....

Big health problem!
I finally got an appointment and a answer from the doctors..big right toe is on my left foot, left big toe is on my right foot, apparently I've mixamtoeses.......

Without being led into a faux feasibility study on an internet thread, It would, in principle, involve replacing parts of the stadium with structures built according to the needs and funding available from investors. Bowling, Pool, Snooker, sports centre, climbing walls, laser quest etc is for the ...

I totally agree SOT!

dougoftheshots wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2024 2:07 pm Maybe contact Wates and ask them they are the ones that need the rd not the football club

Sorry Doug but Wates may need the road but that does affect the football club and it's "proposed" stadium redevelopment..........

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?"
"Because roads hadn't been invented in those days".....

lanternhall wrote: ↑Wed Jan 24, 2024 7:53 pm When are you people going to realise that it's not going to happen?

Sadly lanternhall I think you are quite right!

How did the Scarecrow get a degree?

He was outstanding in his field.......

2 Goldfish in a tank. One says to the other "how do you drive this thing" ?

Don't you hate it when people answer their own questions? I do!

Hot News!

Lukozade will not be sold in boots anymore.

As it comes through the lace holes........

My friend David lost his id yesterday.

Now I just call him Dav.......

Would anyone like a few of my chimney jokes?

I've stacks of them!......

I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car......

Now everyone waves at me!

I've been looking for a cure for my hiccups.......but I'm not holding my breath!