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Aldershot wrote: ↑Sat May 10, 2025 4:50 pm Will many Shots fans bother watching the FA Vase Final prior to the FA Trophy Final?

Lots of people watching both games

BREAKING: The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden.

The first thing he'll do is to assemble his cabinet.

Sorry if its been covered but as both teams play in stripes, will Red and Blue and Black and White be accepted or will one team have to play in a changed kit on the day ? Red and blue does not clash with black and white Just thought the dark stripe maybe a cause for some concern. Pleased as many a ...

Sorry if its been covered but as both teams play in stripes, will Red and Blue and Black and White be accepted or will one team have to play in a changed kit on the day ?

BREAKING NEWS. Aldershot are in talks with a billionaire sheikh from the middle East. They are discussing a multi million pound investment to get the club back up the table. Sheikh Anvack has promised to put the freshness back.

The first time I got a universal remote
control I thought to myself, “This
changes everything"

Sad news from my brother and his wife on honeymoon in Croatia…

Just got a postcard and they're going to Split!

You gotta hand it to short people.

Because they can't reach it on their own.

Money Shot wrote: ↑Sat Apr 05, 2025 6:41 pm Trains seem to be running ok that day with no engineering works between Aldershot and Waterloo.

They arent running up from the South Coast towards Guildford though. So annoying. Hate Trains.

Well after 5 years of being the president of my local stilt walking club, I'm finally stepping down!

Poop jokes aren't my favourite kind of joke.

But they are a solid #2.

I've just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi. It's brilliant…

It comes with Aldi Kings horses and Aldi Kings men!

I took the dog for a walk and fancied a pint.
The pub had a sign, 'Guide Dogs Only'
So I put my shades on and walked in.
' Sorry, no dogs, guide dogs only'
I replied, 'It is a guide dog'
'guide dogs are usually Labradors'
I felt down and said, 'What have they given me.?'

Sad news today.
H from 'Steps' has been admitted to the hospital after a helicopter landed on him.

I was at my mate's stag night yesterday, when he and his brother handed me a glass full of yellow, lukewarm liquid.

"Drink it," they said giggling. It was only when I smelt it that I realised the prank the bastards were trying to pull...

Carlsberg!