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I just bought an old table that the antiques dealer said was owned by Van Gogh…

I asked him how he knew, he said there was a bit of veneer missing!

A van carrying snooker equipment has shed its load on the M55 roundabout.

Police have said that there are cues in all directions..

There is a coach load going

Shotsmick wrote: ↑Sat Nov 09, 2024 5:54 pm The club is rotten from top to bottom

For many years

Azeem out.

I was going to put my dolphin in the bath but it's not fit for porpoise.

Left my phone under my pillow last night and when I woke up it was gone and there was a pound coin there. I think it was the Bluetooth fairy.

Hit the watch and listen tab and scroll down to Tamworth v Aldershot BBC Radio Surrey.

Why they have to bury these links god only knows. No wonder the ratings arent high.

Fuggletim wrote: ↑Sat Aug 03, 2024 9:49 am I saw Michael J Fox and Christopher Lloyd in Badshot Lea Garden Centre today! At least I think it was them, but their backs were to the fuchsias……..

I had lunch at a Mary Poppins theme restaurant today…

Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious..

I thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to go to a Monkee's concert in Switzerland.

Then I saw her face, now I'm in Geneva!

Two prawns were swimming around in the sea one day. The first one was called Justin and the second one was called Kristian. They were continually being chased and threatened by the sharks that inhabited the area. Eventually Justin had had enough. He said to Kristian, "I'm fed up with being a pr...

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk" !! Exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working, too," Sa...