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Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Mon Dec 23, 2024 9:36 pm Buying my wife a matching belt and bag for her Christmas present.

We'll have that vacuum cleaner working again in no time.

Thanks for this one, I have had success using it myself to a few people today.

Who needs crackers when we have Shotsweb

Doctor: "Your wife's in hospital."
Me: "How is she?"
Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical."
Me: "Ah, you get used to that!"

I'm in a band called Arse…

We're an Elbow tribute band; nobody can tell us apart!

According to some believers, the first two people on earth were cockneys…

Would you Adam and Eve it?

Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2024 2:06 pm I just bought an old table that the antiques dealer said was owned by Van Gogh…

I asked him how he knew, he said there was a bit of veneer missing!

That's very good

GATESHEAD vs ALDERSHOT TOWN Saturday 16th 3pm KO

BBC Surrey commentary can be found here https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/li ... tch&listen

DAZN TV coverage is here https://www.dazn.com/en-GB/competition/ ... cmy5b2g0xt

BRADFORD CITY vs ALDERSHOT TOWN FA CUP The links are on the individual games. If you click on our game on the BBC fixture list you get all the match stats etc... but you also get the link that says "Listen live here from 15.00" https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/live/cy8np0xjx1et Obviously...

Gone West wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2024 3:16 pm In the middle of an important match a football manager shouted over to the groundsman……”turn on all the sprinklers and flood the pitch right now!”

“Why Gaffer?” replied the groundsman.

“I want to bring on a sub!”

I like that

"DO NOT TOUCH" must be a terrifying thing to read in braille!

My wife is leaving me because of my sauce obsession...

Oh well, Tartare!

I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."

I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return!

I've not read this thread so my question may have been answered. My understanding is that the new lease has always been there but not signed due to the club waiting for certain things to happen. Could the change of political situation in Rushmoor/Aldershot see the lease offer revoked? That was my c...

Looks like the BBC have gone back to putting it on the National League homepage like they have always done in the past. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/national-league

Here is the direct link
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/c9wjlrx8w8kt

Well done for finding it, wonder why they dont just post the page up on the website like they have done in previous seasons

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/li ... tch&listen

Fuggletim wrote: ↑Sun Aug 11, 2024 12:09 am I have often wondered where the inventor of the drawing board went back to after they realised the design had gone wrong?