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Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Mon Dec 23, 2024 9:36 pm Buying my wife a matching belt and bag for her Christmas present.

We'll have that vacuum cleaner working again in no time.

Thanks for this one, I have had success using it myself to a few people today.

Who needs crackers when we have Shotsweb

Doctor: "Your wife's in hospital."
Me: "How is she?"
Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical."
Me: "Ah, you get used to that!"

I'm in a band called Arse…

We're an Elbow tribute band; nobody can tell us apart!

According to some believers, the first two people on earth were cockneys…

Would you Adam and Eve it?

Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2024 2:06 pm I just bought an old table that the antiques dealer said was owned by Van Gogh…

I asked him how he knew, he said there was a bit of veneer missing!

That's very good

Gone West wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2024 3:16 pm In the middle of an important match a football manager shouted over to the groundsman……”turn on all the sprinklers and flood the pitch right now!”

“Why Gaffer?” replied the groundsman.

“I want to bring on a sub!”

I like that

"DO NOT TOUCH" must be a terrifying thing to read in braille!

My wife is leaving me because of my sauce obsession...

Oh well, Tartare!

I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."

I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return!

I've not read this thread so my question may have been answered. My understanding is that the new lease has always been there but not signed due to the club waiting for certain things to happen. Could the change of political situation in Rushmoor/Aldershot see the lease offer revoked? That was my c...

Fuggletim wrote: ↑Sun Aug 11, 2024 12:09 am I have often wondered where the inventor of the drawing board went back to after they realised the design had gone wrong?

A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense !" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the polic...

Nobby wrote: ↑Sat Aug 03, 2024 10:31 am Alan - your eyes are going (or senility is creeping in) . Heather's email actually said "We now have over 300 members which is incredible" rather than 300 *new* members - but it's still very encouraging.

Shhhh dont spoil it

Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Fri Aug 02, 2024 3:04 pm I thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to go to a Monkee's concert in Switzerland.

Then I saw her face, now I'm in Geneva!

That is so terrible yet actually very funny

One thing for sure is that a thread on Shotsweb would not constitute a feasibility study. It would require a consultation with organisations experienced with such ventures. One thing for sure is that the current plans have not seen anything of note materialise and I personally don't see how anyone ...