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On Sky Sports, for Walsall vs Cheaterfurlough

A plane is on its way to Toronto , when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back. The ...

How many bolts are needed to hold together a lesbian's bed?

None. It's all tongue and groove

I was once in a band called "1000 Megabytes"

We only had one gig