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Dr Jim Royle wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2024 11:37 am Damp squib affair, 2-1 win that’ll drown out moans from The Knights Of ShotsWeb. Seated fans may have a case of soggy bottoms. Our league position means we are still treading water but Tommy will continue to rain in charge.

Any tips on tonights lottery numbers?

I can remember shorty after passing my driving test going to a used car dealer and test driving an escort. It kEpt on veering to the right. I meNtioned this to the salesman, he avoided the comment and said it had a large boot. We parted company.

Just back from a week away and noticed the council had put speed bumps outside my house. Was really fuming about it but have now got over it.

Heard this one in a bar in New York, two Americans were talking to each other, from ear wigging the conversation was between a lawyer and a doctor. It was the lawyer telling the joke. 3 guys were swimming in the sea, a priest, a doctor and lawyer, they realised they were being circled by a shark. Th...

The guy that invented a cure for heart burn has died. I can’t believe Gav has gone.

No such thing as a poisonous mushroom, just some that you can only eat once.

My Dad has an allotment, for the last 5 mornings, he’s arrived at the allotment to see that someone had laid a thin layer of soil on to the land. He reported it to the council, they setup CCTV, nothing showed up , but additional soil had been added. The plot thickens.